Some tweets are funny, funny.
I prefer tweets that are true, funny.
Relatable.
Almost personal attacks on everything I stand for.
These are those tweets.
1.
Me, in hell: I was told there would be a “special” place for me?
— IT IS MY BIRTHDAY (@alicewetterlund) February 25, 2019
2.
https://twitter.com/aydreezyy/status/1095245464922816512
3.
i havent fully stopped at a stop sign since i was born
— emma (@emmachamberlain) February 26, 2019
4.
Damn hitting a bong uses all four elements
— ko (@k0mikazi) November 16, 2018
5.
is my baby fat ever gonna leave or did it just turn into fat fat?
— queen quen (@quenblackwell) February 21, 2019
6.
your airport outfit is very important I don’t care what anyone says
— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) February 21, 2019
7.
when u drop ur charger down the side of the bed in the dark pic.twitter.com/BzBYYc5aGV
— R U B Y ♡ R Ø S E (@rubexcubex) February 18, 2019
8.
Getting touched during heads up seven up was the last time i felt something
— jp (@excesstential) February 20, 2019
9.
https://twitter.com/softedhearts/status/1097392067028897792
10.
Does anyone actually know what you're suppose to do when people are singing happy birthday to you
— Kyle (@kkunta__) February 18, 2019
11.
everytime the law & order theme song comes on pic.twitter.com/2Lg5fVrsUE
— Uncle Meechie (@DemetriusHarmon) February 19, 2019
12.
what if u spelled jeff like jephph
— dirt prince (@pant_leg) March 31, 2018
13.
what if u cracked ur knuckles and ur fingers started to glow like glow sticks
— Shóna Kelly (@shonakellyx3) November 28, 2018
14.
https://twitter.com/wolfyneyda/status/982319992933961729
15.
https://twitter.com/gothmoth69/status/1207195721507786752
16.
Remember how in EASY A Emma Stone's parents were Stanley Tucci and Patricia Clarkson and all anyone wanted was a saucy bedroom romp about THEM or maybe that was just me?
— Sarah Marshall (@Remember_Sarah) February 14, 2019
17.
Today’s tea:
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_(___(____)____(___(__ _
you don’t hate /
Nickelback / |
you just do /____|
as your /
told /
___________/— Edgar Momplaisir (@edgarmomplaisir) February 13, 2019
18.
I feel like a lot of people are 23 for many many years and then suddenly they are 30 does this make sense?
— Rachel Wenitsky (@RachelWenitsky) February 13, 2019
19.
if you choose a table over a booth I can’t trust you
— gaddy ☀️ (@gaddy_alex) February 11, 2019
20.
Me showing my therapist my inner demons for the first time. pic.twitter.com/x34BA2cvBF
— Thatguy Chris D (@thatguyCD) February 6, 2019
21.
https://twitter.com/DAREDEVllLS/status/1094892301749534720