Some tweets are funny, funny.
I prefer tweets that are true, funny.
Relatable.
Almost personal attacks on everything I stand for.
These are those tweets.
1.
Me, in hell: I was told there would be a “special” place for me?
— U Coulda Had a Bad Witch (@alicewetterlund) February 25, 2019
2.
https://twitter.com/aydreezyy/status/1095245464922816512
3.
i havent fully stopped at a stop sign since i was born
— emma (@emmachamberlain) February 26, 2019
4.
https://twitter.com/nickccerino/status/1099762784722714624
5.
is my baby fat ever gonna leave or did it just turn into fat fat?
— queen quen (@quenblackwell) February 21, 2019
6.
your airport outfit is very important I don’t care what anyone says
— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) February 21, 2019
7.
when u drop ur charger down the side of the bed in the dark pic.twitter.com/BzBYYc5aGV
— R U B Y ♡ R Ø S E (@rubexcubex) February 18, 2019
8.
Getting touched during heads up seven up was the last time i felt something
— JP (@excesstential) February 20, 2019
9.
https://twitter.com/softedhearts/status/1097392067028897792
10.
Does anyone actually know what you're suppose to do when people are singing happy birthday to you
— Kyle (@kkunta__) February 18, 2019
11.
everytime the law & order theme song comes on pic.twitter.com/2Lg5fVrsUE
— Demetrius (@DemetriusHarmon) February 19, 2019
12.
I hate when my friends think they’re ugly, like why would I be friends with an ugly bitch ????
— adri (@alm1ghtyadri) February 17, 2019
13.
https://twitter.com/ABlannar/status/1096984487760723968
14.
https://twitter.com/xforcades4/status/1097195662838513664
15.
Yeah I’m DTF
Doing
The best I can and
Fucking it up anyway— Shenanighoul (@Shenanigans_luv) February 16, 2019