Some tweets are funny, funny.
I prefer tweets that are true, funny.
Relatable.
Almost personal attacks on everything I stand for.
These are those tweets.
1.
Me, in hell: I was told there would be a “special” place for me?
— Alice Wetterlund (@alicewetterlund) February 25, 2019
2.
https://twitter.com/aydreezyy/status/1095245464922816512
3.
i havent fully stopped at a stop sign since i was born
— emma (@emmachamberlain) February 26, 2019
4.
i’ll be laying next to my charger watching my phone die https://t.co/gtu3BDKsD7
— nick (@nickccerino) February 24, 2019
5.
is my baby fat ever gonna leave or did it just turn into fat fat?
— queen quen (@quenblackwell) February 21, 2019
6.
your airport outfit is very important I don’t care what anyone says
— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) February 21, 2019
7.
when u drop ur charger down the side of the bed in the dark pic.twitter.com/BzBYYc5aGV
— R U B Y ♡ R Ø S E (@rubexcubex) February 18, 2019
8.
Getting touched during heads up seven up was the last time i felt something
— Jens (@excesstential) February 20, 2019
9.
https://twitter.com/softedhearts/status/1097392067028897792
10.
Does anyone actually know what you're suppose to do when people are singing happy birthday to you
— Kyle (@kkunta__) February 18, 2019
11.
everytime the law & order theme song comes on pic.twitter.com/2Lg5fVrsUE
— Lord Demetrius of House Stark (@DemetriusHarmon) February 19, 2019
12.
I hate when my friends think they’re ugly, like why would I be friends with an ugly bitch ????
— a (@alm1ghtyadri) February 17, 2019
13.
Sitting on my parents bed for 20 mins before I ask them if I can hangout with friends because I was scared that they would say no https://t.co/xj1xxdCSIH
— Alex (@ABlannar) February 17, 2019
14.
them: "it starts at 5"
me in my head: it's starts at 5 but i gotta be there by 4, so i have to leave the house at 3, so i have to start getting ready at 1, so i have to wake up at 11
— anthony (@xforcades4) February 17, 2019
15.
Yeah I’m DTF
Doing
The best I can and
Fucking it up anyway— Shenanigans (@Shenanigans_luv) February 16, 2019
