Some tweets are funny, funny.
I prefer tweets that are true, funny.
Almost personal attacks on everything I stand for.
These are those tweets.
Me, in hell: I was told there would be a “special” place for me?
— U Coulda Had a Bad Witch (@alicewetterlund) February 25, 2019
i havent fully stopped at a stop sign since i was born
— emma (@emmachamberlain) February 26, 2019
is my baby fat ever gonna leave or did it just turn into fat fat?
— queen quen (@quenblackwell) February 21, 2019
your airport outfit is very important I don’t care what anyone says
— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) February 21, 2019
when u drop ur charger down the side of the bed in the dark pic.twitter.com/BzBYYc5aGV
— R U B Y ♡ R Ø S E (@rubexcubex) February 18, 2019
Getting touched during heads up seven up was the last time i felt something
— JP (@excesstential) February 20, 2019
Does anyone actually know what you're suppose to do when people are singing happy birthday to you
— Kyle (@kkunta__) February 18, 2019
everytime the law & order theme song comes on pic.twitter.com/2Lg5fVrsUE
— Demetrius (@DemetriusHarmon) February 19, 2019
I hate when my friends think they’re ugly, like why would I be friends with an ugly bitch ????
— adri (@alm1ghtyadri) February 17, 2019
Yeah I’m DTF
The best I can and
Fucking it up anyway
— Shenanighoul (@Shenanigans_luv) February 16, 2019