15 Women Who Made Us Pee Our Pants Reading Twitter This Week

TGIF. We’ve made it to the end of the work week and that means it’s time for some seriously hilarious tweets.

These are just a few of the funniest jokes made by the women of Twitter this week that will have you spitting out your favorite happy hour cocktail.

Enjoy!

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it’s always a fun time when a wrong number texts you pic.twitter.com/xXlhKmqnA6

— Chloe Smothers (@chloeeexo14) March 4, 2020

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It's unfathomable that we are only 20 days into 2019. It has easily been six months since new year's eve. I know this. I feel this.

— alexis nedd 🎮 💚 (@alexisthenedd) January 20, 2019

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Any guy who is 5’9: “I’m 5’11”

— Erica (@eerrriiicaa) January 21, 2019

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when a man touches your lower back trying to “move past you” https://t.co/WnzvwZgIfJ

— Director (@tayallard) January 21, 2019

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when i go to a website and my computer fan turns on, that’s how i know it’s a good website

— Nicole He (@nicolehe) January 24, 2019

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https://twitter.com/AnnaGHughes/status/1087759510658199552

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to whoever needed to see this:
throw away your empty liquor bottles, they’re not decor

— demon queen (@_zodiaccat) January 20, 2019

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Me going to explain something I literally learned about 5 minutes ago pic.twitter.com/OgI5xK73JH

— Ꮍᴀᴇʟ (@elle91) January 21, 2019

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14 y/o me with my earphones on in the middle of the night after discovering m83 pic.twitter.com/iRpQ0Gy5eO

— sayna .*ೃ (@OCEANGlRL) January 15, 2019

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waiter: do you need a minute to look over the menu?
me, researched it online: yes please

— jo (@whatsJo) January 15, 2019

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if they build the wall, i hope the Kool Aid man keeps crashing thru it every time they try to fix it

— kim (@KimmyMonte) January 25, 2019

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I love to leave a half-finished can of soda on the counter while whispering “In your face, dad.”

— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) January 25, 2019

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i got this dm at fucking 12:30 this morning and i’m still thinking about it pic.twitter.com/CmYySdRfL4

— Lee 🍑 semi hiatus (@solflowerrs) January 20, 2019

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https://twitter.com/kashanacauley/status/1088593019316723712

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“Super Blood Wolf Moon” sounds like one of Gwyneth Paltrow’s children.

— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) January 21, 2019

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