While a well-placed f-word can feel very satisfying, is there anything better than good, old-fashioned insults that even a child can use? According to this Reddit thread, absolutely not.
Insults should be for everybody, right? See how creative and funny you can get when you put the obscenities on hold and lash out with harsh, G-rated insults appropriate for even Disney World or playgroup.
“You look easy to draw.” — n00rmal
“A young woman was being very rude to the restaurant staff so an old lady that over heard her said, ‘Oh honey, you’re not pretty enough to be acting like that.'” — eDreadz
“You have the communication skills of an alarm clock.” — Big-mood-energy
“If she was a spice, she’d be flour.” — _Fengo
“It’s impossible to underestimate you.” — Deckham
“My oldest daughter called me Captain Hook when she was 3. She had run off to her room in a fit of rage and apparently that was the worst insult she could she come up with. Definitely a moment where I tried to hide the fact that I was laughing.” — krnoel
“You couldn’t pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the bottom.” — Rysilk
“I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are.” — RadioMedic
“Idiot sandwich.” — Guardvark
“My brother once drunkenly called someone a non-essential vitamin.” — BErtNotBurt