Finally, Something Introverts Are Good At (23 Social Distancing Tweets)

It’s social distancing time, folks. That means staying at home as much as possible, not hanging out with friends or going to parties, and spending time with your own thoughts. HELP! For extroverted people, this is a difficult task. We need the feeling of constant activity, attention, conversation, and new experiences. We’re not ready for this.

The introverts are and they’re here to remind you of that. Introverts stay home and watch TV instead of hanging at the bar all the time. You call it self-quarantine, they call it Saturday night. None of this is a problem for the ole introverts out there. And they really, really want you to know.

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Every introvert on Twitter (most of Twitter) is laughing over what a breeze this social distancing thing is gonna be. Two weeks? Four? Months? They don’t care. It’s their moment and they’re crowing from the rooftops! Or just tweeting from bed:

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