21.
“Can you watch the kids for a minute, I’m going to eat my icecream in the bathroom.” #QuarantineQuotes
— Celene (@celenebeann) April 20, 2020
22.
If you need 144 rolls of toilet paper for a 14-day quarantine, you probably should have been seeing a doctor long before COVID-19 #QuarantineQuotes
— Bitcoin Benny (@bennydoda01) April 20, 2020
23.
Six year old son – “I don’t go to regular school anymore. I go to private school.” #quarantinequotes
— nkygirl (@pyounger29) April 20, 2020
24.
When this is over do I call weight watchers or AA? #quarantinequotes
— Applestina❤️ (@Applestina219) April 20, 2020
25.
#quarantinequotes pic.twitter.com/180OhgQ8xd
— Molly B (@calvinhobbes25) April 20, 2020
26.
#QuarentineQuotes
I saw my next door neighbor’s kids locked outside their house today.
I called my neighbor and she told me to mind my own business, we were having a Home School fire drill.— Cheryl Rick Klein (@cherylt2000) April 20, 2020
27.
My husband last night said, “we need to hurry up and get home. I need to wash my work pajamas ” #QuarantineQuotes
— Katie Garcia (@Hapagarcia08) April 20, 2020
28.
My 10 year old on the way to the mailbox
“I just don’t know if my feet can carry me that far anymore”#quarantinequotes
— Heidi (@redoverred) April 20, 2020
29.
A friend told me “all the time I was saying I’d get into fitness if I only had the time I was lying to myself!” #QuarantineQuotes
— Ghost (@Ghost_7) April 20, 2020
30.
Quarantine is like Vegas. No one knows what time it is or what day it is and everyone is drunk. #QuarantineQuotes
— Jody Pierce (@lonestarjody) April 20, 2020
31.
I had a parent of one of my students tell me “You’re getting nothing but alcohol as gifts from now on!” #QuarantineQuotes
— Ryan Stilwell (@RyGuy0793) April 20, 2020
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