Being lactose intolerant is pretty lame. Not only can you not stuff your face full of brie at your friend’s house party, if you have even the slightest hint of milk, yogurt, cream, or cheese, you end up in the bathroom—or, maybe worse, not in the bathroom for days.
When you are in a full out world war with your body, you never win. But your body will. So when you eat those last-minute string cheeses (or two or three), slam back a flat white just because it looks so good, or eat ice cream when drunk…you’re definitely, 100 percent going to regret it. But damn, it was good going down.
Twitter is full of people who will house an entire cheese pizza —despite being lactose intolerant….and hate-loving every single bit of it.
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Lactose intolerant people whenever something has dairy in it. pic.twitter.com/XIpm3G4YYk
— Yami (@CocoapuffKisses) August 21, 2018
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📍lactose intolerant people
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📍eating dairy anyway and getting sick on a daily basis— hummus wife ⓥ (@eatpussynotpigs) December 26, 2018
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lactose intolerant ppl be like : pic.twitter.com/HrWlOfq1nb
— KayTheeNailTech (@kayagbayani) December 28, 2019
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People who are allergic to peanuts: I can’t, it’ll kill me
People who are allergic to gluten: I can’t, it’ll wreck my body
People who are lactose intolerant: Humans cannot achieve immortality anyway and life not lived to the fullest is no life at all, hand me a gallon of milk
— Ami (@shine_with_love) October 8, 2018
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Lactose intolerant people don’t accept that they’re lactose intolerant. https://t.co/A0ywg3j0wH
— UBaby kaMavis Davis (@__Nomandla) February 17, 2020
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No one:
Lactose intolerant stomachs after being exposed to milk: https://t.co/JVMhZQjx6B
— alex b (@alexyuriyb) March 10, 2019
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People with People who are
cat allergies lactose intolerant🤝
Not giving
a shit— Sasha🍒// richie deserved better (@spicyyidiot) November 24, 2018
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People allergic to peanuts: I’ll DIE if I even touch a peanut
Lactose intolerant mfs:pic.twitter.com/LBLzmTB0Uj
— Cryptic (@CrypticNoOne) December 8, 2019
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Lactose intolerant people when they get stomach pain and diarrhoea after eating mozzarella stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese, drinking 2 or 3 milkshakes, and topping it all off with ice cream. pic.twitter.com/0RZeoslxXP
— Kuukuwa Manful (@Kuukuwa_) December 24, 2018
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lactose intolerant people who still *willingly* eat dairy know how to fight
— soft bottom spring (@FeelingFisky) October 25, 2018