30 Moms Share The Funniest Things Their Kids Have Said

6yo: mom, who sings this?
Me: Queen
6yo: can you let them sing it
Me: damn

My job here is done he's ready

— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) September 2, 2019

Nobody:

Not one soul:

My 5 years old: If the word birds started with T they’d be called turds.

— Rhyming Mama (@sarabellab123) February 6, 2021

My 5 yo after I explained the concept of breastfeeding: "can you squeeze Capri Suns outta those things or just milk?"

— Ally (@TragicAllyHere) January 23, 2016

5yo: "Mommy, what does 'paying it forward' mean?"

I start explaining it as she watches me, occasionally nodding.

Me: "…so, do you understand what it means?"

5yo: "Last night I had a dream that a hot dog could talk to me."

— Stay at Homies (@stayathomies) January 25, 2021

I just asked my 8yo to quit yelling and he said, "I'm NOT yelling. This is my voice and all my life I've been whispering. Now I'm free!"

— JennyPentland, GED (@JennyPentland) December 21, 2013

My 2yo said she is a grown up. I told her she isn't, that she is a toddler. She replied, "No, I'm a grown up. I'm going to touch knives."

— jess (retired) (@jessokfine) June 29, 2015

Me:"Sweetie, what do you say when you do something wrong?"

4yo: "I didn't do that!"

— Kathy Cooperman (@Kathy_Cooperman) April 4, 2016

My 11yo wrote me an apology for misbehaving in the car that included "I love you so much but sometimes forget to care about your existence."

— Amanda Mancino-Williams (@Manda_like_wine) April 27, 2016

best part of working from home is having your 5y/o run in while you're on a conference call and cry "I accidentally peed in the wrong place"

— maura quint (@behindyourback) May 9, 2017

6yo: I hope you live forever.

Me: Oh that’s sweet.

6yo: Because even when I’m an old man I’m going to ask you to wipe my butt.

— Cydni Beer (@cydbeer) September 3, 2019