30 Moms Share The Funniest Things Their Kids Have Said
6yo: mom, who sings this?
Me: Queen
6yo: can you let them sing it
Me: damnMy job here is done he's ready
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) September 2, 2019
Nobody:
Not one soul:
My 5 years old: If the word birds started with T they’d be called turds.
— Rhyming Mama (@sarabellab123) February 6, 2021
My 5 yo after I explained the concept of breastfeeding: "can you squeeze Capri Suns outta those things or just milk?"
— Ally (@TragicAllyHere) January 23, 2016
5yo: "Mommy, what does 'paying it forward' mean?"
I start explaining it as she watches me, occasionally nodding.
Me: "…so, do you understand what it means?"
5yo: "Last night I had a dream that a hot dog could talk to me."
— Stay at Homie (@stayathomies) January 25, 2021
I just asked my 8yo to quit yelling and he said, "I'm NOT yelling. This is my voice and all my life I've been whispering. Now I'm free!"
— JennyPentland, GED (@JennyPentland) December 21, 2013
My 2yo said she is a grown up. I told her she isn't, that she is a toddler. She replied, "No, I'm a grown up. I'm going to touch knives."
— jess (retired) (@jessokfine) June 29, 2015
Me:"Sweetie, what do you say when you do something wrong?"
4yo: "I didn't do that!"
— Kathy Cooperman (@Kathy_Cooperman) April 4, 2016
My 11yo wrote me an apology for misbehaving in the car that included "I love you so much but sometimes forget to care about your existence."
— Amanda (@Manda_like_wine) April 27, 2016
6yo: I hope you live forever.
Me: Oh that’s sweet.
6yo: Because even when I’m an old man I’m going to ask you to wipe my butt.
— Cydni Beer (@cydbeer) September 3, 2019
