Patricia Grisafi
11.
“I’m friends with this old man and his brother recently said, ‘I’ll bet Trump’s asshole is jealous of the amount of shit that comes out of his mouth.'” — HairyDumbleWhore
12.
“‘If you ate trash, it would be cannibalism.’ I was mad about a tweet.” — Delica
13.
“I’ve been called worse things by better people.” — feinsteins_driver
14.
“You’re right at the top of the Bell Curve aren’t you…” — Khal_Andy90
15.
“I bet when people ask your parents about you they change the subject.” — benmac42069
16.
“You’re the human version of internet explorer.” — F10HC8
17.
“I’m only 5’4″ tall. When I was a Sophomore in high school I approached this girl I liked and asked her out and she responded with, ‘I wouldn’t be caught dead with someone tall enough to be the guy who stands on top of a trophy.'” — SeniorShitizen
18.
“Neutrinos don’t go through you do they?” — Limp_Distribution
19.
“If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I would’ve farted.” — Thin_Resource
20.
“‘I do desire us to be better strangers.’ – Shakespeare.” — entomofile
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