11.
“I’m friends with this old man and his brother recently said, ‘I’ll bet Trump’s asshole is jealous of the amount of shit that comes out of his mouth.'” — HairyDumbleWhore
12.
“‘If you ate trash, it would be cannibalism.’ I was mad about a tweet.” — Delica
13.
“I’ve been called worse things by better people.” — feinsteins_driver
14.
“You’re right at the top of the Bell Curve aren’t you…” — Khal_Andy90
15.
“I bet when people ask your parents about you they change the subject.” — benmac42069
16.
“You’re the human version of internet explorer.” — F10HC8
17.
“I’m only 5’4″ tall. When I was a Sophomore in high school I approached this girl I liked and asked her out and she responded with, ‘I wouldn’t be caught dead with someone tall enough to be the guy who stands on top of a trophy.'” — SeniorShitizen
18.
“Neutrinos don’t go through you do they?” — Limp_Distribution
19.
“If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I would’ve farted.” — Thin_Resource
20.
“‘I do desire us to be better strangers.’ – Shakespeare.” — entomofile
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