Intelligent Adults Are Tweeting Out Their Most Embarrassing SNAFUS (30 Tweets)
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Note on ski goggles, it was a ski resort shop assistant who pointed it out to me, when I was looking to purchase a new pair, and commented that I was finding my vision not great in my current ones.
— jo-gw (@jogaterwillats) July 14, 2020
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I was making tea for a colleague. Carefully washed the mug she had been using. Washed it, dried it, threw it in the bin.
— Bernadette Rae 💙 (@Bernadette_Rae)
I’m not a doctor but I have two degrees, I’m nearly 30 and I’m a qualified teacher. I once sat through a staff meeting and taught lessons without noticing that my right shoe had been chewed to pieces by my dog the previous day.
— Hanna with one H (@GermanderCC) July 13, 2020
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I have an LLB, a BA (hons) & an LLM. I went out to post a letter last week. I bought a stamp, put it on the envelope and popped it in the box. I later realised that I hadn’t put the address label on and worse still, my debit card had stuck to the gummed seal. I mailed my own card pic.twitter.com/VGHWIMcdBQ
— Big Lee🌹(Sugary Tweets) BLM (@SugaryTweets247) July 13, 2020
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I was staying with a friend in a foreign city. I was leaving her apartment to go to the airport after she’d left for work. I closed and locked the door with the spare key then slipped the key under the door – only to remember I’d left my purse with my plane ticket inside.
— annaporia (@bskep) July 14, 2020
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I put my wallet on the counter in front of a teller with a maxi-pad stuck to the length of it. We had a good laugh and funnily enough even though I had never met the teller before that day my brother married her sister about 6 years later.
— Zuzu (@SWilsonMonaghan) July 13, 2020
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I once picked up a supermarket bag thinking it had my fancy interview shoes in. When I got to my interview it turns out I’d actually picked up a bag of vegetable peels. Needless to say I did not get the job and I blame my bright orange flip flops 🙈
— Hot Mess (@eeer_whatNow) July 13, 2020
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I have 2 degrees and a Masters but When I was 41 and my daughter was 3yrs old I attended a high powered meeting with a sicker on the back of my shirt that said ‘I’m a good girl’.
— Martin Kelly (Won’t Be Going Out) (@disableddaddy) July 13, 2020
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My former boss once complained her shoe felt very tight, she took it off in our office and there she found a dead mouse squished in the bottom. Present from her cat I think
— Dungeness Snack Shack (@DungenessFishut) July 14, 2020
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• 29 y/o
• 3 degrees
• also a doc
• (mostly) functional adult
• getting ready for a wedding, spent 90 mins on my make up, sprayed my face with setting spray… it was dry shampoo. Rubbing it only created a sort of paste with my foundation 👻
• …late for wedding— Stefanie Gissing (@StefanieGissing) July 13, 2020
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Thank you for giving me some much-needed giggles 😊! In payment, I offer you the time I couldn’t work out why my popcorn was burning instead of popping in the pan. Chucked it out & tried again, but still burning 🤔! Finally twigged that I was trying to pop dried chickpeas 🤦🏻♀️🤣!
— Elena Browett (@ElenaBrowett) July 13, 2020
