“Post A Statement That Will Reunite America” — A Thread (25 Tweets)

21.

getting your sleeves wet while washing your hands is the fucking worst https://t.co/T8bgbKUbUh

— Jess (@jessicaakemp) November 4, 2020

22.

kum & go https://t.co/E6UcMFs9Ka

— Kum & Go (@kumandgo) November 4, 2020

23.

Ticketmaster sucks https://t.co/9ADmRuT2HA

— DJ Adult Tooth™️🧾 (@ShittyVibesTM) November 5, 2020

24.

Cigs inside https://t.co/GeuYTerFP6

— Total Frat Move (@totalfratmove) November 4, 2020

25.

Hooray for boobies https://t.co/J06NAUulHJ

— Natalia Antonova 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@NataliaAntonova) November 5, 2020

How do you think we can reunite America? Is it a lost cause or can we all figure it out how to get along again? Only time will tell, but boobies remain undefeated.

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