No One Can Remember What Day It Is But At Least We’re Laughing About It (26 Tweets)

No one is supposed to be leaving their house right now or gathering in groups. All the things that once defined time for us, like school, sports, work, have either been canceled or completely transformed. There are no evening plans and often no reason to get up in the morning. While some people have managed to wrangle some sort of schedule for the day, most of us are measuring the day by how long it takes to eat our snacks.

It’s pretty wild how quickly the basic construct of time has broken down under the current circumstances, but at least we’re all in it together. It seems like everyone has noticed how formless the world has really become! And they’re making pretty great jokes about it on Twitter. Here are some of the best to read for a few minutes. Or perhaps hours. Or maybe you’ve always been reading tweets here. Who knows.

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