When you get married, it’s understood that you may have to learn to handle your spouse’s quirks and habits, particularly if you haven’t lived with them before. Conflict is bound to happen, whether because they didn’t take out the recycling for the third day in a row or they leave their shoes in the living room instead of walking about 20 feet and putting them in the closet where they actually belo- sorry, lost my cool there.
The point is, living with a spouse is an exercise in learning to respect their needs and wants while balancing your own.
Or, you could get unreasonably mad that your husband masturbates.
I think a lot of us universally assumed that everyone needs a little bit of self-love now and and then and that it’s perfectly alright to handle it.
But @QuiteTheCurious revealed to Twitter that two dinner mates of hers were livid over catching their husbands in acts of self-pleasure and she was reasonably dumbfounded by their anger.
Had dinner with two ladies, who were upset that they had caught their husbands masturbating.
What the actual fuck? Is this a thing? Are there a lot of you psychos who think this is disrespectful or cheating? I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in my life. Get a clue ladies.
— Quite the Curious (@QuiteTheCurious) May 13, 2019
What should have been an isolated opinion quickly spun out into others sharing their own stories of draconian spouses controlling if and when their loved ones get their self-freak on.
Sometimes you gotta just bust one and it aint convienient for all parties.
Like holding a shit, its not healthy.
Aint cheating niether.— Darkmonk (@darkmonk01) May 14, 2019
My first wife literally kicked me out of the house for two days. Seriously.
— Buzzard🍑 (@NobodyInCO) May 13, 2019
Friend’s sister caught her husband trying to look up her nightgown while she was asleep, was very creeped out.
They had 4 kids together at that time.
— Soo Doe Nimh (@HydroCabron) May 13, 2019
I knew one like this in university; she was ALSO one of those purity cultists who offered her boyfriend anal so she could be a “virgin” until marriage. Amateurs have some truly weird, deeply fucked-up beliefs about sex.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) May 14, 2019
Most of my friends think this way with their husbands.. And I just say, “so you NEVER masturtbate?” 😒 I don’t get people like this or more importantly women.. But then again, I enjoy doing it, watching it & joining in so maybe we are just the minority. haha
— Meghan Lee (@shesgotfreckles) May 14, 2019
My friend wants was crying because her husband was watching porn… And I had to compose myself and give an appropriate reaction that wasn’t laughing and saying, “who cares! They all do!”
— 🚑AmbulanceDriver🚑 (@medic_sassy) May 13, 2019
I cannot believe the stories I’m hearing today! This kills me 🙈. What the fuck is wrong with people?!?
— Quite the Curious (@QuiteTheCurious) May 13, 2019
These were crazy enough in their own right, but then someone topped them all with their own reveal.
My sister got divorced over him beating it to Titanic. pic.twitter.com/9aF7fHSlRj
— TunaOfTheSky (@tunaofthesky) May 13, 2019
Naturally, everyone assumed they knew the scene…
The “Draw me like your French girls” scene?
— Jon Sleet (@whiterussshin) May 13, 2019
Nope. Something a little different…
No, the one where all the people are falling and dying pic.twitter.com/T26UjhBmuX
— TunaOfTheSky (@tunaofthesky) May 13, 2019
Hmm. On second thought, maybe those upset wives at lunch had a point. 🤔
h/t: Twitter