There’s no denying that the world hasn’t exactly been a cheery place lately. Between natural disasters and ongoing political contention, it’s easy to start feeling hopeless.
But instead of getting yourself bogged down by all of the negativity that’s currently swarming everyone’s newsfeeds, why not turn your attention to some hilariously inappropriate tweets?
We could all use a good hard laugh—even if it’s at something that would really piss your mom off.
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Imagine dying mid nut now you in history books like this. Lmaoo https://t.co/9JYsJwsfev
— Lance 🇱🇨 (@Kinglrg_) October 30, 2018
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[invention of fish net stockings]
fisherman 1: Help! I got caught in the fish net!
fisherman 2: is it just me or is dave looking a little … hot?
fisherman 3: no dave is definitely being hot rn
— tommy bayer (@TommmyBear) October 24, 2018
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Me at14 years old after I jerked off and I thought I was going to hell pic.twitter.com/5gadlQutyR
— b (@chardonnaygay) November 2, 2018
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A top talking about the ONE time they bottomed pic.twitter.com/Tt4uO1R3Ci
— CurlyCakes (@cakes_curly) October 27, 2018
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tryna find me a diego to fuck, yes i know he’s my cousin pic.twitter.com/JcRZLtf9Wm
— dani (@dcagiunta) October 27, 2018
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I know this is supposed to be Willy Wonka or whatever but now I’m imagining Sexy Union Rep trying to negotiate a Sexy Contract for Sexy Working Conditions and then ending up on Sexy Strike https://t.co/V00y9mfMSI
— jes skolnik (@modernistwitch) November 1, 2018
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Michael Myers as a child pic.twitter.com/k5q1mHd9Gz
— FunnyPicsDepot (@FunnyPicsDepot) October 25, 2018
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The only bag I’m securing this week pic.twitter.com/FjZxYlVM9u
— Araceli (@themexifry) October 18, 2018
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BUILD A BOTTOM pic.twitter.com/yvswnCZ6uZ
— DESIGNATED THRIVER 🌹⛓️🌈 (@NONSTOPPUP) August 8, 2018
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https://twitter.com/msdanifernandez/status/267369384337625088
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they doin what they gotta do to meet ariana https://t.co/sspbheLxuV
— brett (@tt3rb) November 5, 2018
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partition…and after my one semester of elementary french i’m singing the french part too bitch! es coochie air matress sex…le sex..jew bit ear, lactose physics. https://t.co/afctxQJfJs
— 🍵 (@txmfords) November 5, 2018
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Cause the mobile phone wasn’t invented in 1911 ya daft cunt https://t.co/Vl7gfANwaH
— George (@George_Tweetz) November 2, 2018
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I have a cum stain on my sheets, how embarrassing!! pic.twitter.com/sxDOjtBWLh
— howard the duck (@THISIS4BABYFAT) February 23, 2017