We could all use a good hard laugh—even if it’s at something that would really piss your mom off.
Imagine dying mid nut now you in history books like this. Lmaoo https://t.co/9JYsJwsfev
— Lance 🇱🇨 (@Kinglrg_) October 30, 2018
[invention of fish net stockings]
fisherman 1: Help! I got caught in the fish net!
fisherman 2: is it just me or is dave looking a little … hot?
fisherman 3: no dave is definitely being hot rn
— tommy bayer (@TommmyBear) October 24, 2018
Me at14 years old after I jerked off and I thought I was going to hell pic.twitter.com/5gadlQutyR
— b (@chardonnaygay) November 2, 2018
A top talking about the ONE time they bottomed pic.twitter.com/Tt4uO1R3Ci
— CurlyCakes (@cakes_curly) October 27, 2018
tryna find me a diego to fuck, yes i know he’s my cousin pic.twitter.com/JcRZLtf9Wm
— dani (@dcagiunta) October 27, 2018
I know this is supposed to be Willy Wonka or whatever but now I’m imagining Sexy Union Rep trying to negotiate a Sexy Contract for Sexy Working Conditions and then ending up on Sexy Strike https://t.co/V00y9mfMSI
— jes skolnik (@modernistwitch) November 1, 2018
Michael Myers as a child pic.twitter.com/k5q1mHd9Gz
— FunnyPicsDepot (@FunnyPicsDepot) October 25, 2018
The only bag I’m securing this week pic.twitter.com/FjZxYlVM9u
— Araceli (@themexifry) October 18, 2018
BUILD A BOTTOM pic.twitter.com/yvswnCZ6uZ
— 𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏𝐏𝐔𝐏🌹⛓️ (@NONSTOPPUP) August 8, 2018
PORN IS BIASED.
Either MILF or 18. What about postgrad w/ bad credit who drives Subaru to 1pm matinees?
No one wants to jerk off to that?
— Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) November 10, 2012
they doin what they gotta do to meet ariana https://t.co/sspbheLxuV
— brett (@tt3rb) November 5, 2018
partition…and after my one semester of elementary french i’m singing the french part too bitch! es coochie air matress sex…le sex..jew bit ear, lactose physics. https://t.co/afctxQJfJs
— 🍵 (@txmfords) November 5, 2018
Cause the mobile phone wasn’t invented in 1911 ya daft cunt https://t.co/Vl7gfANwaH
— George (@George_Tweetz) November 2, 2018
I have a cum stain on my sheets, how embarrassing!! pic.twitter.com/sxDOjtBWLh
— howard the duck (@THISIS4BABYFAT) February 23, 2017