Recently, Jeff Bezos was recognized by Forbes magazine for the dubious accomplishment of being the first person to be worth $200 billion dollars. I don’t know why you’d want to advertise that during a recession with massive unemployment and a pandemic that has killed over 180,000 people in the U.S. We really know where to roll up the guillotine now. The fact that Bezos has gotten richer during all of this is truly revolting.
if he redistributed 99% of his wealth he would still have $2 billion https://t.co/Lio6t933vO
— danielle weisberg (@danielleweisber) August 28, 2020
There is a weird group of people who defend billionaires to the death, though, so he may survive the revolution and go to Mars with Elon Musk on an Alexa-powered space ship:
— Has Jeff Bezos Decided To End World Hunger? (@HasBezosDecided) August 27, 2020
Those of us left on earth at least have the enjoyment of mocking Bezos online, because no matter how rich he gets, he still looks like the Stonks guy, as Twitter user @trentandrewrld pointed out in a viral tweet:
They’re literally the same pic.twitter.com/G2xzIUeilY
— trent andrew (@trentandrewrld) August 27, 2020
It’s hard to explain the Stonks Guy, but he’s been around since 2017, according to KnowYourMeme. The word “stonks” is like a goofy version of “stocks,” so not only does he look like Bezos, they kind of think the same. It’s all about the stonks for these two. The Stonks Guy Meme Man is supposed to be a kind of stupid figure who cares only about his stonks rising, and who seems to have no real notion of anything else or reality or even the stonks themselves. Does Bezos know what he’s doing tot he world with his wealth hoarding and tax evasion? Or his mind only filled with stonks? Based on these memes, I’d say it’s the latter:
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Jeff Stonkos pic.twitter.com/wJ4rJIcqyb
— BSlick // Bobby Yarsulik (@BSlickComposer) August 27, 2020
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— ץ (@typod_) August 27, 2020
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— Mike Kirbyruba (@JohnLittleBillN) August 27, 2020
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Also https://t.co/ieudq1EqzY pic.twitter.com/29TiTA0xZE
— Âbdallāh (@irenicpoet) August 28, 2020
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The scale of the head was altered a bit to be more anatomically correct and its unclear if it really was theft or just a strange coincidence. Bear in mind this image has been floating around for months… pic.twitter.com/Xwm1TjO6B6
— Mustafa Grant (@PitifullyAm) August 27, 2020
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Life imitates Art imitates Life imitates . . . pic.twitter.com/8rC1XoADZ6
— sator (@satortweets) August 28, 2020
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i just stole your meme pic.twitter.com/IhrrXKNqln
— Abu Bakr Al Cetelemi (@Al_Cetelemi) August 28, 2020
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Same energy https://t.co/s28sIpSheC pic.twitter.com/kp1WfkjD2C
— cam (@cameronalario) August 28, 2020
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— Pete (@MrPete1985) August 27, 2020
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idk pic.twitter.com/OzguDIErQt
— (@ArbalistDev) August 28, 2020