Lactose intolerance. Ha! You think that’s gonna stop me from cracking open a cold chocolate milk with the boys?
Mac and cheese, Go-gurt, cereal and milk, cheese, queso, cheese, fondue, cheese. These are the things I am utterly unwilling to let leave my life, even in the face of immense stomach pain, hours on the toilet, and potential years off my life.
one taught me love
one taught me patience
and one taught me pain pic.twitter.com/H38xEMfzB3
— tasbeeh herwees (@THerwees) November 5, 2018
If I ever am to get stopped by a cop because of speeding I'm 99% sure it's gonna be because I have to go to the bathroom #lactoseprobs
— Cayla Seeholzer (@cayla_seeholzer) September 7, 2017
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard but then they find out I'm lactose intolerant and leave pretty quickly #lactoseprobs
— Tiffany Ann (@prissytiff03) September 8, 2017
When you are lactose intolerant:
"Yea,though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil.." -Psalms 23:4 pic.twitter.com/bae6NMu5C1
— Ryan Matt. (@ryanmatt_rocha) July 5, 2017
people who are lactose intolerant and actually adjust to accommodate that are too powerful. the amount of self control they possess frightens me
— Aiden (@foodandfailure) August 21, 2018
If you ever need a list of the best public bathrooms, date a lactose intolerant person.
— Liz in the big city (@LizZharovsky) July 1, 2016
DR "Hey you heard this one? What kind of cheese isn't yours?"
DR "All of them. You're lactose intolerant"
— Sean Leahy (@thepunningman) April 21, 2015
You're not lactose intolerant. You're just not a baby cow. pic.twitter.com/po7cJSiwjK
— Cowspiracy (@Cowspiracy) February 25, 2017
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“am i lactose intolerant or does lactose just not tolerate me”
— sem (@taimsz) August 8, 2018
me: im not like Really lactose intolerant i just get a lil stomach ache its fine ill drink this extra large milk tea
me, an hour later: pic.twitter.com/khnGHCICa7
— bap’s ellie (@uhwoojin) September 18, 2017
I'm lactose intolerant, so your milkshake gives me the runs. You don't want me in your yard.
— gnimocsineewollah (@no_fcks_gvn) September 10, 2017
"death by dairy" will be on my tombstone. just know i died doing what i loved.
— madel (@hellomadel) September 12, 2017