If the grand scheme, your children remembering you for mistakes you made isn’t the worst outcome of parenting. In fact, as long as they remember that you tried your best, you probably did a good job.
However, children remember things you’d rather they wouldn’t. For example, tell them fifty times about a 3-syllable word, then, stub your toe.
Which word do you think they’re going to say more often? Just when you thought the whole idea of parenting was a crapshoot, a bunch of parents go on Twitter and tell you “yes, you’re right.”
At least it’s funny, though? Kids have incredible memories, and the funniest examples were thrown out after Todd Dillard tweeted about a time he burned something.