Kids With No Filters Will Never Not Be Funny (34 Tweets)

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3yo: “You need to get your cuddles from someone else I am REALLY busy and you’ve already had enough”

I didn’t birth you for such rejection

— Leena (@LeenaVanD) November 24, 2016

32.

5: daddy can I tell you a secret?

Me: sure thing buddy

5: *grabs my face and whispers* I just pooped and I didn’t wash my hands

— DaddyJew (@DaddyJew) June 9, 2015

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5yo: Just one more question before I go to bed.
Me: What?
5yo: What are the lines on your forehead for?
Me:…
5yo: Now they look angry.

— Paige Kellerman (@PaigeKellerman) March 15, 2016

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I was arguing with my husband and my son screamed “yay! TWO christmases!” from the other room.

— JennyPentland (@JennyPentland) May 6, 2017

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