Patricia Grisafi
11.
“Disclaimer, this was 8 years ago. Probably the time my 4 year old son found a pair of the tiniest nail scissors possible and decided he was Nicky Clarke (UK celebrity hairstylist). In the fifteen minutes before we found him with them, he managed to cut his 2 year old sisters hair really short. Despite asking him repeatedly ‘Where did the hair go?’ he wouldn’t say. To this day, we have no idea what he did with the hair he cut off, or how he managed it with such a tiny pair of scissors.” — Bigfilmguy75
12.
“‘Yes, I know they’re very pretty, but your panties have to go inside your pants.’ The kid did not like hearing that, BTW, and a tantrum ensued — she didn’t understand what the point was of having underwear with her favourite cartoon characters on them if she couldn’t show them off to people.” — darkknight109
13.
“Not today, but ‘Get that tampon out of your mouth!'” — suzannesmith435
14.
“Not me, but my daughter to my grandson…’I ask you something nicely, and what do you do? You throw a lobster at me!’ (It was a toy plush lobster lol).” — scarmaiajonah
15.
“’Don’t put that boat in your butt’ fully nude potty training day with twins. SEND HELP!” — TennisADHD
16.
“Potty training: ‘No son, you don’t have to flush the fart down the toilet.'” — Z4ND3RZ
17.
“Cats claws are not called a ‘foot fork.’” — BlissfulThunderStorm
18.
“‘No, you can’t climb in the oven.’ Happened everyday for about a week.” — stobbsm
19.
“’No, buddy. Nazis really are bad.’ Nazis came up in a conversation in front of him and he thinks disagreeing is the funniest thing ever so he kept saying they were good.” — Likesyouasafriend
20.
“Hey buddy! Let’s not pour the dog’s water dish in the trash can.” — YentheMage
