“Oops We Didn’t Social Distance”—Funny “Quarantine Baby” Pregnancy Announcements (30 Pics)

What has there been to do in quarantine besides eat, watch TV, sob over the existential pain of being, and maybe have sex with someone else in the house? It’s hard for me to imagine having any kind of desire for boinking after the first month or so while in imposed isolation, but apparently a lot of couples really got down in the last few months. Instagram is awash in coronavirus and quarantine-themed birth announcements. While some of these people were undoubtedly preggers before lockdown began, they still ran with it in their art-directed posts.

We got teddy bears wearing masks, references to “failed” social distancing, testing positive for something besides COVID (har har), and plenty of Clorox wipes making an appearance. There’s not a lot of stuff out there that’s funny or exciting at the moment, so let us enjoy these couples sharing their joy in the goofiest way possible. They’re being creative because there’s nothing else to do except make babies, and they’ve already done that.

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A post shared by Edith Serrano (@edithdserrano) on Jul 2, 2020 at 5:23pm PDT

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A post shared by Dis Happah! (@johnny.o.s) on Jul 4, 2020 at 10:00pm PDT

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A post shared by Alix Handy (@alixhandy) on Jul 4, 2020 at 10:48am PDT

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A post shared by E M I L Y ♥️ V E L A D O (@emilyvelado) on Jun 21, 2020 at 8:49am PDT

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A post shared by Devine Christine Hernandez🌹✨ (@_devinehernandez) on Jun 21, 2020 at 9:07am PDT

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A post shared by Kayly Clark (@kaylybop) on Jun 7, 2020 at 4:11pm PDT