22 Hilarious Posts About, Um, “Unique” Baby Names

Naming your child can be tough in the age of new parents posting everything about their baby to the internet, and the internet then judging everything about that baby, including the name. 

Chalkboard Mom knows all about the struggles of naming babies, and getting dragged for it…

As does Elon Musk, who, let’s me honest deserves what came his way.

https://twitter.com/BrotiGupta/status/1501987579276627969

There’s just something about modern parenting culture today that lends itself to overly ‘unique’ name choices, which are just gonna create hilarious memes about it. 

Here are some of the funniest posts about baby names we’ve ever seen online.

1. You’re asking the wrong question I think?

2. (From the same parents as #1, poor kids)

3. WHY?

Found on Hinge. WHY would you spell it like that??
byu/louiseville_slugger inNameNerdCirclejerk

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Rushlyn, a touching tribute
byu/BatMom525 inNameNerdCirclejerk

7. Is this a trick question?

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A Professional Baby Namer
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I can see why him copying your horrible name would make you sad, now two kids have atrocious names.
byu/madammayorislove inNameNerdCirclejerk

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Linen James
byu/xendel03 inNameNerdCirclejerk

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Another old-timey occupation as a name… why
byu/princessleiatacos inNameNerdCirclejerk

15.

? Eva-reet?
byu/fluffydinofriend inNameNerdCirclejerk

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*Shudder
byu/Pewdsfollower69 inNameNerdCirclejerk

17.

lettuce😍
byu/AriasLover inNameNerdCirclejerk

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Found in my local fb group. Lots of gems here.
byu/cowzroc inNameNerdCirclejerk

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An unholy combination of Addison and Aniston, found in my due date group
byu/curlycattails inNameNerdCirclejerk

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i hate to judge this mom because she’s been through a LOT but i cannot get over this name… WHO NEEDS THAT MANY FIRST/MIDDLE NAMES?
byu/sunflower_daisy78 inNameNerdCirclejerk

Jason Mustian

Jason is a Webby winning, Short-Award losing humor writer and businessman. He lives in Texas with his amazing wife and four sometimes amazing kids. All opinions are mine and very dumb.