2020 Has Given Us Some Truly Cursed “Sexy” Halloween Costumes (32 Pics)

When it comes to a Halloween costume you have three basic choices: Scary, funny, or sexy. 

While funny costumes are a pretty safe bet, for some reason when it comes to sexy Halloween costumes there’s a much finer margin of error.

It’s very easy for an attempt at a sexy costume to wind up being anything but or to leave people moaning “WHY? DEAR GOD, WHY?” which may be your reaction to some of these gems.

Now, these funny sexy Halloween costumes aren’t all bad, some of them are very bad.

Here are some, er, “sexy” 2020 Halloween costumes that nobody asked for.

1. Sexy “Bored Banana Bread”

sexy halloween costumes 2020, sexy halloween costume 2020, 2020 sexy halloween costume, 2020 sexy halloween costumes

Remember when everyone in quarantine was bored and baking banana bread? So does this costume! 

2.  Sexy Banned TikTok

sexy halloween costumes 2020, sexy halloween costume 2020, 2020 sexy halloween costume, 2020 sexy halloween costumes

It’s a shame TikTok wasn’t popular enough to get a non-banned costume before the government tried to ban it.

3. Sexy Hand Sanitizer

sexy halloween costumes 2020, sexy halloween costume 2020, 2020 sexy halloween costume, 2020 sexy halloween costumes

This is sure to get a lot of gross pick-up lines from dudes who definitely do not use hand sanitizer.

4. Sexy Joe Exotic AKA Tiger King

sexy halloween costumes 2020, sexy halloween costume 2020, 2020 sexy halloween costume, 2020 sexy halloween costumes

Wow, is the real Tiger King not sexy enough?? Shade.

5. Sexy Mail-In Ballot (???)

sexy halloween costumes 2020, sexy halloween costume 2020, 2020 sexy halloween costume, 2020 sexy halloween costumes

Hey, at least you might accidentally remind someone to vote! 

6. Sexy Darth Vader

halloween costumes 2019, best halloween costumes 2019, funniest halloween costumes 2019, most popular halloween costumes 2019, best sexy halloween costumes 2019, funniest sexy halloween costumes 2019, funny sexy halloween costumes 2019, funny halloween costumes, funniest halloween costumes, hilarious halloween costumes, joke halloween costumes, marvel halloween costumes, avengers halloween costumes, marvel halloween costumes 2019, marvel costumes, marvel costumes 2019, avengers halloween costumes, avengers halloween costumes 2019, disney halloween costumes, disney costumes, disney halloween costumes 2019, disney costumes 2019, halloween costume ideas, sexy halloween costume ideas, sexy halloween costumes, adult halloween costumes, sexy halloween costumes 2019, adult halloween costumes 2019, funny sexy halloween costumes

7. Sexy Jon Snow

8. Sexy Caution Tape (?)

9. Sexy Disease Specialist 

halloween costumes 2019, best halloween costumes 2019, funniest halloween costumes 2019, most popular halloween costumes 2019, best sexy halloween costumes 2019, funniest sexy halloween costumes 2019, funny sexy halloween costumes 2019, funny halloween costumes, funniest halloween costumes, hilarious halloween costumes, joke halloween costumes, marvel halloween costumes, avengers halloween costumes, marvel halloween costumes 2019, marvel costumes, marvel costumes 2019, avengers halloween costumes, avengers halloween costumes 2019, disney halloween costumes, disney costumes, disney halloween costumes 2019, disney costumes 2019, halloween costume ideas, sexy halloween costume ideas, sexy halloween costumes, adult halloween costumes, sexy halloween costumes 2019, adult halloween costumes 2019, funny sexy halloween costumes

10. Sexy… Tariff?

halloween costumes 2019, best halloween costumes 2019, funniest halloween costumes 2019, most popular halloween costumes 2019, best sexy halloween costumes 2019, funniest sexy halloween costumes 2019, funny sexy halloween costumes 2019, funny halloween costumes, funniest halloween costumes, hilarious halloween costumes, joke halloween costumes, marvel halloween costumes, avengers halloween costumes, marvel halloween costumes 2019, marvel costumes, marvel costumes 2019, avengers halloween costumes, avengers halloween costumes 2019, disney halloween costumes, disney costumes, disney halloween costumes 2019, disney costumes 2019, halloween costume ideas, sexy halloween costume ideas, sexy halloween costumes, adult halloween costumes, sexy halloween costumes 2019, adult halloween costumes 2019, funny sexy halloween costumes