Millennial Parents Ask Neighbors To Provide Absurdly Specific Meals After Birth And It Does NOT Go Over Well

Millennials get a bum rap, don’t get me wrong, but recently an expecting Philadelphia-based millennial couple may not have helped improve the public image of this oft-criticized generation.

Twitter user @JJfromtheBronx aired grievances quite publicly this week after stumbling upon an admittedly over-the-top request for ‘meal assistance’ on community social network NextDoor.

JJ recounts:

I don’t know, maybe it’s not so much a millennial thing as it is these people are full on fucking crazy.

Twitter, can you back me up, or am I the one who’s crazy?

Oh, good, you can back me up:

Of course, others felt this was perfectly OK and stated their case simply and logically — though they are wrong and I hate them.

I don’t know, maybe it’s all good. Having been through the wringer of having a baby going on three times now, I guess I probably didn’t have my head on straight the first time.

Best of luck to the happy couple! And enjoy your granola!

Jason Mustian

Jason is a Webby winning, Short-Award losing humor writer and businessman. He lives in Texas with his amazing wife and four sometimes amazing kids. All opinions are mine and very dumb.