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“My teacher when I was in 3rd grade got fired for selling us Pokémon cards that she would confiscate from other classes during recess. She told us we could buy the cards, about $.25, but we couldn’t have them out during school hours.” –Afro_Rat
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“I went to HS in the early 80s in a tiny rural Appalachian town 35 miles from the closest traffic light.
We had classes that taught auto mechanics . One that taught carpentry, Had a motorcycle riding class and a rifle shooting class and classes for welding and machine shop with lathes and milling machines etc
The teacher of the machine shop got arrested for making silencers for the mafia. And half the stuff he had us making as class projects on the lathes and milling machines was items he used in making them.” –SnooHabits8041
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“My kindergarten teacher picked me up by the neck and tossed me across the room. She wasn’t actually fired, just not allowed to teach kindergarten again; instead, she taught second grade. She was my teacher that year, too. In her defense, odds are pretty good that I had it coming.” –EclecticDreck
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“Long story short, my french teacher was f*cking the lunch lady in school property.” –mg-cola
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“My middle school history teacher, Mr. Lewis, used to invite me and some of my friends, all girls, into his room before classes.
Mr. Lewis was pretty weird, he only ever wore velvet suits with pocket squares and sometimes he’d randomly start crying in the middle of class. Weirdest of all, he’d make us listen to his love poetry, dedicated to his dead wife, who we later learned did not and had not existed. In retrospect, that love poetry was definitely for us. Specifically, it was for one of us, my friend “Ruth”, who looked notably younger than your average 12 y/o. He’d always ask her to write notes on the blackboard and stare at her while she did it. The rest of us noticed Ruth was Mr. Lewis’ favorite but it didn’t strike us as that weird.
Well, one day, it was only Ruth who got to school early. She went into Mr. Lewis’ room and I guess he tried something; Luckily I don’t think it got very far. He was put on leave and they brought him back a year later. Fun.” –monop_m
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“Had a history teacher show a bunch of 7th graders Drunk History. The goodie two shoes of the class narced and told her mom, who complained to the school. He was fired by the end of the week.” –ElectricKettleGoBoom
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“9th grade, room of angsty teens gets a new English teacher. This English teacher likes three things: Jesus, pouring pills down her autistic son’s throat, and Anne Rice. During class when talking about an assignment, a couple students talked about a student who attempted suicide and the teacher had enough. She got up and explained how to properly cut your wrists to a whole class, what an educational experience.” –eth0null
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“He had a bag of female students’ hair in his desk. I still don’t know what to make of it. He was one of the best and most well liked teachers and coaches. I spent a lot of time with him due to sports as did a lot of my friends and classmates and he was never inappropriate. Not once. I’ve never spoken to anyone who has anything but positive memories of him.” –Hysterymystery
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