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Does a question ever deserve a snarky or clever answer? Redditors seem to think so. They’re sharing their favorite random answers to questions — and some of them are classics we’ve all heard while others reference TV shows or movies like Futurama, Gone With the Wind, The Simpsons, and others. Next time someone asks you a question you don’t feel like answering, feel free to use any one of these. You might make someone roll their eyes — or start laughing uncontrollably.
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“I’ll burn that bridge when I get to it.” — Sklorn
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“Indeed.” — CaptainBlighe
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“If you need an answer right now, it’s no.” — 2ndNicestOfTheDamned
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“Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy?” — thumb_of_KingKong
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“For some reason someone said, ‘I’m pissed off!’ And the response was ‘better than being pissed on.’ I have always thought about every now and then and laugh idk why it’s not too funny but it just gets me.” — Citizen252525
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“Whenever my mom calls my dad a smartass, he responds, ‘better than a dumbass!'” — mdwrds
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“Bite my shiny metal ass.” — salohcin819
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“Have you checked your butthole?” — flateus
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“Well yes but actually no.” — TorontoMaples
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“F*ck you and the horse you rode in on…works for 95% of questions.” — cvpigunguy
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“Because you touch yourself at night.” — 3vilR0ll0
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“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.” — pegasustoonkingdom
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“It be like that sometimes.” — soapyradish
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“Not my circus, not my monkeys.” — PeteWTF
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“Could you speak up? I’m not wearing pants.” — aishtamid
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