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Conditioning my boyfriend to get a boner when “Benny and the Jets” plays. He was complaining one day he hated the song, so I decided to blow him whenever it played to give him better memories to associate with it. “Benny and the Jets” now makes him a combo of horny and mad —Marauder424
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About 8 and a half months ago my wife and I decided we were going to start trying to have a baby. My wife even joked around that if I could get her pregnant by February she would buy me a brand new Boston Bruins jersey (she always had this insecurity that she might not be able to get pregnant or it might be tough). I decided to make things a little spicy and banged her right on the kitchen table and she said it was hands down her favorite time. Anyway, I should get to meet my daughter in about 2 weeks. I will be wearing my jersey. —Batmantheon
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I’ve shared this before, but it was such a unique achievement. Once I was having sex with my girlfriend after taking a shower and I had water stuck in my ear. At the exact same time as I came my ear popped and I felt washed over by such a bizarre and amazing combination of sensations. It’s really hard to describe how good this “eargasm” felt, truly ineffable. I’ve tried many times since then to replicate this, but have not been successful so far. —-eDgAR-
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Reaching the egg first. I won the race against more than 250 million losers. —Raytiger3
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The way I look, having sex is an achievement by itself. —beep_boop_27
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At a hotel, king size bed shifted roughly 6 inches away from where it started. —lognostic
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Getting laid because I was a virgin. For the seventh time. —All_Your_Base
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Had a note put under our hotel room door thanking us for the nightly audio entertainment. —DivorcedDaddio
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I got an ex of mine to orgasm so hard she began spasming like she was having a seizure and I called 9-1-1 for help. They arrived 4 minutes later. We were only 2 blocks from a hospital (I forgot) they showed up as my ex finally stopped spasming. She was super embarrassed and one of the paramedics looked at me and nodded before leaving. —CheetosAddict
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I was on a Tinder date with a woman who was very forthcoming about just having a lot of casual dates (and casual sex if the date goes well). She asked me, “What do you know about female orgasms?”
I said, “I know that regardless of gender, most people need about 4 minutes on average of consistent meaningful stimulation in order to climax.” She giggled and did that “ChYeA oOoKaY” thing. About an hour later, I proved it. —Dynasuarez-Wrecks
