Aimeé
21.
When the mostly likely way I end up injured was from sleeping in a funny position —IggyBliss101
22.
When I stay up past 10pm on a weekday and suffer the next day. —SteakSauce995
23.
White nose hairs. —BBoySlim
24.
I pulled a muscle in my jaw from yawning. It was severe enough I had to go to the doctor and he gave me muscle relaxers. —bobs_aspergers
25.
When adults started calling me “auntie.” (It’s a cultural thing here. A stranger might call you “auntie” or “mama” as a sign of respect if you’re older. “Sisi” if you are the same age or younger.) —Aelaer
26.
My daughter pointed out I grunt when I sit down now. And there’s no more “hopping” out of chairs. —I_Liked_WaterWorld
27.
Also, I asked students of mine how they liked the band Queen, and everyone asked “Who is Queen?”—NinjaDag
28.
When I started having to include retinol into my skincare routine.—MermaidOnTheTown
29.
I laughed when I read about a guitarist who hated the idea of dropping picks onstage because if he had to bend down to pick one up these weird groaning noises came out of him. Then I dropped a pencil and bent down to pick it up and all these weird groaning noises came out of me. —pzinho
30.
When I didn’t want a b-day present —4oldladies
