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People Are Sharing The Funniest “Oddly Specific” Rules They’ve Encountered (25 Posts)

11. 

“‘Do not put 14 rolls of toilet paper in the toilet’ – Walmart 2019.” — SteveCorpGuy4

12. 

“Remove baby before collapsing stroller.”  — AsboZapruder

13. 

“We once got a piece of clothing for one of the kids and right on the label, I kid you not, ‘remove child before washing.'” — randomredditor12345

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“In my lease, I had a clause to properly dispose of my used tampons. I asked why and apparently my landlord had a tenant that caused $50,000 of damage because she threw her used tampons into the cabinet under the sink. She rented the apartment for years and there were 3+ years worth of used, bloody tampons in there. The, uh, blood caused a bunch of damage akin to water damage to the bathroom. The floor under the cabinet was rotted through. From bloody tampon storage.” — salty-MA-student

15. 

“Never iron clothes while they are being worn.” — MisfitMishap

16. 

“For my fellow scientists: Transferring chemicals by mouth (mouth pipetting) is forbidden.” — iworethedressforhim

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“At my company’s picnic outing: ‘Anyone who jumps in the lake will be fired.'” — cats_n_things

18. 

“Don’t take (prescription drug) if you’re allergic to (same drug).” — wpascarelli

19. 

“You’re not allowed to bring vuvuzelas into a Metallica concert. I really just want to know the story.” — bongokapiguana

20. 

“I work as a counselor at a boy scout camp that happens to have coconut trees. One of the rules I have to read to the scouts is, ‘Do not take a coconut and stick it between your legs and try to stab it with your pocket knife’ this is because at least one kid some time ago did this resulting in an emergency hospital trip.” — softserve-4

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