Jon
21.
I returned the fancy expensive never worn dress shirt he left at my place and exchanged it for a fancy dress for myself.—u/southdakotagirl
22.
after blocking my ex-boyfriends number, I would give his number to every guy who asked for my number downtown. I went barhopping every weekend during that point in my life so it happened semi frequently. I’m sure it made his blood boil to have dudes texting his phone looking for me—u/kimducidni
23.
I spent our year together wearing flats because he was self conscious that he was slightly shorter than me. When we broke up, I bought the tallest, sexiest heels I could find and wore them to a mutual friend’s party. The look on his face when I arrived towering over him was priceless.—u/casblast
24.
when I moved out i took everything except i purposely left a box of magnum condoms half empty in one of the bathroom cabinets. He never could fit into such large protective gear.—u/unsureKL
25.
Penis pictures under mothers pillow: After finding out my then boyfriend of 2 years had cheated on me with multiple girls I was devastated. Without a blink I printed off 53 copies of his penis (from pictures he had sent me) and hid then around his house hiding them in boxes of Christmas decorations, under his mother’s pillow, inside of his fathers pill bottle. Just about anywhere I knew his youngest sister couldn’t get into—u/ChamilitarySnake
26.
My ex had a mediocre wine collection that she was very proud of. Since both of our names were on the rental agreement, we were stuck there for a few months together. Right before I packed up – she was out of town for a trip – I took every bottle out of the wine fridge and placed each one in a pot of boiling water for a few minutes until they were nice and toasty. Then back in the fridge they went. Enjoy that Cabernet Sauvignon Vinegar ‘05.—u/Sbemail
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Left all his consoles, took the wires. Left his hair clippers, took the length guards.—u/-Arianna-
