11. That Damn Pinterest Drink
If you pull up a drink you found on Pinterest and it has 25 steps and is more pretty than tasty, I can tell already you are a future “I want to speak to the manager” type of mom.
12. Pina Colada
Pina Colada – you care more about flavor than image. Also want to be in the Caribbean.
13. A “Caucasian” (Ugh.)
“One Caucasian Please” – neckbeard fedora dude ordered about 10 white Russians from me one night and called them “Caucasians” every time while chuckling to himself every time he came up to the bar.
14. Fancy Shots
I can always tell who just turned 21 due to all the complex sweet shots with fancy names being ordered.
15. Boilermakers
Any variety of boilermaker…guaranteed the customer is an alcoholic.
16. Bourbon old fashioned
My go-to is a bourbon old fashioned. A bartender once told me this means I’m an old woman from the South.