People Share The Worst Notification They’ve Gotten While Their Phone Was In Someone Else’s Hands

21.

“Potentional contact with a Corona-positive person” —GuyWithLightsaber

22.

My friend sent a poop pic while my then girlfriend was checking the weather for us one morning. —AlexatRF21

23.

I was showing my grandma some pictures. She chuckled a bit and quickly handed me back my phone. I looked at it and saw that my boyfriend (now husband) had texted me saying “I hate it when I’m pooping and my dick touches the water. Big dick problems.” We laughed about it, but my husband is still horrified by the thought of my grandma knowing about his “big dick problems.” —prettyprincess93

24.

A friend of mine sent me a message for the first time in 4 months that was just
“Ily” Right as my GF held the phone… —SpitOnMeLadyGaga

25.

This actually happened recently, I gave my dad my phone to call my mom because his phone was dead, and my gf sent me a text that said something along the lines of “hey, do you wanna have some fun at my house tonight?” My dad LOST it.

EDIT: Just to clarify, he lost it by laughing, he didn’t ground me or anything.

EDIT 2: it never happened. I wasn’t ready for that kind of commitment, and I’m still not, so I broke up with her

EDIT 3: I’m 14 —ThatFurryBlitz

26.

Story apps can give really interesting ones.

My favorite that popped up while my boyfriend was holding my phone was something like, “Mike misses you! Come back and play!” Or something like that.

Of course all he did was pull the drop down menu down to see the full notification and laugh.

He teased me about it for hours. —PostItFrustrations

27.

Not exactly a bad message but I leant my jacket to my crush and it had my phone in it’s pocket. Someone sent me a message so she got it out to give to me but unfortunately she had sent me a message before that and saw that her name was marked with a heart. Awkward night after that —Chronometer420

29.

Not really my phone but I had text notifications on my computer, was working with a vendor and sharing my screen, my SO picked that time to send me a text that said “that was the most amazing sex we’ve ever had last night!”. I silenced the notification as fast as I could but the vendor went quiet for half a minute and then said “good job!”, so got out of that awkward zone pretty well. I never shared my screen with notifications active ever again. —amalgamas

30.

While my friend was using my phone, my mom texted me “Remember not to have sex with Thomas, he has chlamydia.” —EmotionalSmell2260

31.

Was showing my mum some cake ideas for my wife’s 30th that I was considering. My wife text me and my mum (for unknown reasons) got a full view of my wife’s poon with the caption “guess what you’re eating for dessert tonight?”.

I tried to grab my phone back, and my mum went back to browsing cakes without skipping a beat. As I was leaving my mum thought it would be funny to ask “Would you like 2nd dessert tonight, because I have a trifle in the fridge?”.

I nearly died of shame. —The_Invader_Kilz

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