Alex Buscemi
A wise man once said, “Don’t sweat the small stuff.” It’s a nice sentiment, but when I’m asked to tip at the airport self-checkout station, I can’t help but sweat like a group of nuns at a cucumber farm.
It’s the little things that keep us down. And these mildly infuriating pics — courtesy of the r/mildlyinfuritating page on Reddit — are perfect examples of the small stuff that won’t necessarily throw us into a fit of rage, but they will have us gritting our teeth and begging the lord for strength.
Scroll through and be outraged — but subtly.
1. Person who hacked my credit card emailed me asking why I canceled his flight.
2. Someone replaced my stem cap with a dick.
3. it finally happened. i was prompted to tip at the airport self-checkout station.
4. Saved this to my cart yesterday but decided to wait until today to buy it to get a sale price on Amazon Prime day.
5. Built a 7 foot privacy fence. Neighbor raised his by 2 feet and put a camera facing into my backyard.
6. By myself at the library and this random woman sat right next to me
7. Step dad thinks eclipse will kill us
8. Cop came in and left their gun in the bathroom at my job
9. My cousin and her kid are staying with us for a while, this is what she usually gives her 5yo son for breakfast
10. My mom gets mad that I still wear masks and comes in my room and cuts all of them while I’m gone
11. My bank’s support bot (mandatory before being in contact with a real human)
12. A bit presumptuous are we?
13. My friends said we were going out in costumes on Friday the 13th.
14. Made an appointment for 11:45. It’s 1:10 and I haven’t been seen.
15. The tip that someone left last night.
16. What absolute fucking moron made this?
17. My neighbor, everyone. He parks like this when his wife isn’t home and moves it back when she’s back so they can both park on one of the few spots with shade. This has been happening for months already and the administration doesn’t do anything about it.
18. POV: you’re happily married and message your friend who recently got a girlfriend
19. My friend matched with this guy on a dating app…
20. Left a top-rated acupuncturist with some discomfort, got home and pulled this out of my ass cheek
21. Just paid $300 for this textbook and peeled off a sticker to reveal it shouldn’t have been sold.
22. My girlfriend rips my socks that have visible holes in them to force me to buy new ones
23. My 2 year old son decided to throw his sippy cup at our 65” TV
24. I’m 28…
25. Smart appliances were a mistake.
26. I went to fix their refrigerator and saw this
27. Guess how old my son is
28. My Aunt losing her mind over the name of my soon to be born daughter Lilith.
29. Old toilet seat broke from wear & tear, so landlord replaced it with this….
30. School where I work posted this to get people to sign up for a walkathon
31. How my wife de-stemmed the strawberries
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