31 Of The Most Profound Shower Thoughts People Shared To Reddit This Week

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It’s annoying to feel your stuff in your pocket. It’s terrifying to not feel your stuff in your pocket.—u/EagleswonSuperBowl52

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There’s nothing quite as uncertain or unstable as the first note of “Happy Birthday” being sung by a group of people.—u/mysteryxmike

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People who Instagram their meals are taking “before” photos of their shits.—u/Clark_W_Griswold

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Mountains are extremely slow motion waves….***extremely slow moving***—u/Miko54

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In the event of a zombie apocalypse, necrophilia would become an extreme sport—u/MyTeaIsMighty

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‘Dude lets start a podcast’ is this generations version of ‘Dude let’s start a band’.—u/slurmedmckenzie

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If we had two moons people would get into dumb fights over which one was better so we dodged a bullet there. —u/ironrunner32

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Being attracted to celebrities is easy because we haven’t had the chance to be turned off by their personalities.—u/OnceUponACockapuss

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Halloween is more about giving than Christmas is.—u/Blitzerxyz

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Since the Earth is round, our heads have traveled farther than our feet.—u/Xinovaz