32 Cringe-Worthy Dating App Bios That Are A Masterclass In How Not To Impress

Online dating can feel like exploring a jungle without a map. Amidst the lush foliage of charming smiles and captivating eyes, there’s an underbrush of profiles so cringe-worthy they deserve their own hall of fame.

Welcome to our masterclass in “How Not to Impress,” where we’ve got everything from painful prompts to bios that have no shame.

This isn’t just about a few typos or bad pickup lines; oh no, we’re talking about those dating profiles that make you do a double-take and wonder if someone’s really trying to win hearts or just playing a game of “who can get unmatched the fastest.”

Get ready to laugh, groan, and maybe even take notes on what not to include in your bio.

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Alex Buscemi

Writer. Billionaire. Astronaut. Compulsive liar. (About some of those things)