Lindsay
11.
“Found out she was a cousin…
We were in class together and it was all a pure coincidence. Neither of us had any idea until a family member casually mentioned to me ‘doesn’t (her name) go to your school?’
‘Well, crap.'” –bronobas
12.
“We were five, had planned to marry when we got older with a pancake cake and everything. I was invited to his birthday party and he and his friend was climbing a tree with him being higher up. Suddenly he pees down on his friend. We never got married.” – Teapose
13.
“‘You shouldn’t play Dungeons & Dragons, you know. When you cast the spells in the game, you’re actually casting them in your spirit, and that lets the devil get into you.’
I was, like, ‘Wait. And I’m supposed to be the one who can’t tell reality from fiction?'” – toesinhose
14.
“Got someone pregnant” – ohdearitsrichardiii
15.
“He tossed an empty drink bottle onto a random lawn as we walked down the street.” – OhhMyTodd
16.
“I went on a date with a guy and he stuck his gum under the table at a bar. Wtf? We were in our early 20’s and out of college, working at adult jobs and this mother fucker couldn’t even grab a napkin? Who does that?” – underthetootsierolls
17.
“I worked up the courage to ask this girl to go on a date. She said yes. On the date, she proceeded to spend the whole time gossiping about anyone and everyone she could talk bad about. I still remember the moment it clicked that she was just super shallow and mean.” – Panama_Scoot
18.
“Threw rocks at a cat because she thought it was funny” – AngelW04
19.
“Dude she knocked over my LEGO Death Star, she had to go” – DocWalrus
20.
“Used a baby voice when speaking to me.” – diarydoodle
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