Man Buys And Eats Both Cake Pops On A First Date, Sparking Twitter Debate

OK, so you’re on a date and your paramour orders a coffee for you, coffee for himself…and ALSO two cake pops. Aw, romantic! Except…both cake pops are his. He does not offer one to you. He doesn’t even mention cake pops to you. I repeat: Your date orders two cake pops, doesn’t even think about offering you one, and then eats both of them in front of you. Like a savage.

The woman who found herself in this exact scenario posted about her crappy date on Twitter:


She writes, “Yesterday I met a guy for coffee and he asked what I’d like to drink and went and fetched the order,” she wrote. “And he came back with two cake pops and I was like aw that’s cute! and then he ate them both. in front of me. ………….so like he’s clearly a monster right.”

Yes, Alisha. He is clearly a monster!

Here’s what Alisha had to say a full day later. Clearly, she was still perplexed.

To stick salt in the wound…

Some Twitter users were like, “at least he’s honest about who he is,” which is…a good thing?

Others sided with the guy. Apparently not even offering to get someone something on a date is totally okay and normal and not rude.

But this is more like it: 

Case in point:

But most people on Twitter were not too pleased about cake pop guy:

Some people underscored Alisha’s point by sharing their own terrible date stories.

Look, the way a person acts on a date is probably representative of how he’s gonna act when you’re settled into what would definitely become a long and horrible relationship with no cake pops:

More of the worst dates: