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People Are Sharing Weird Marriage Shower Thoughts That Are Technically True

11. Evaluate your finances

If you can’t afford marriage then you surely can’t afford divorce.

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12. “Sir, will you marry me?”

When you ask her dad for her hand in marriage, you’re basically proposing to her dad first

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13. Actually, this makes so much sense

It would make way more sense if a bachelor party was something celebrated the night before a divorce instead of the night before a wedding

MarquisDeCleveland

14. There are households with a 1998 expiration date on the box

A box of q-tips can last longer than a marriage

TazeDaTree

15. One knee is all the difference

A marriage proposal is only 1 knee away from begging.

JTAx1995

16. Omg! I stan them!

Arranged Marriages Are Nothing More Than Parents Shipping Their Kids.

Retro3654

17. Have they tried Tinder?

Marriage is the most expensive way in the world to have sex for free

RightHandLeftSide

18. Both situations deserve a party, tbh

Divorce is retiring from marriage.

OhShitAnElite

19. OK, this one got a “wow” out of us

You can refer to your wife as your ex girlfriend and still be right

firegate2233

20. So what you’re saying is marriage is gonna hurt no matter what??

A successful marriage ends with watching the other person die.

WhiteVanilla69

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