Lindsay
11.
“I pulled out during missionary and went for the stomach but ended up shooting straight onto her forehead, it made a loud splat sound and we both laughed.” – ThePirateRedfoot
12.
“Girlfriend at the time and me were having fun, back in early college days. Was back home, never took down my posters from my childhood so I had a Majora’s Mask poster right across from my bed. As she was getting on top, I looked directly at Majora/Skull Kid’s eyes and told her I had to stop because I started laughing and went limp real quick.
Those giant yellow eyes…” – doop_liss
13.
“A kitten speed bagging my balls.” – future_hockey_dad
14.
“Was having sex with my then-girlfriend and we tried some light bondage. Her hands were tied behind her back. We were doing it doggystyle and we were going at it. I got done thrusting and let go of the rope in which her hands were tied, not thinking. She fell forward and hit her face on the pillow on the floor in front of her. We both had a laugh and I felt like an idiot.” – Rsquared1210
15.
“Post-blowjob, gf stands up, wipes her mouth and says “It ain’t much, but it’s honest work”
Gave me a solid belly laugh.” – crow_man
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