People Are Sharing Their Worst Dates And They’re So Bad You’ll Never Go Out Again

People crave companionship, sex, and someone to split their bills with. That means they have to keep going out and meeting new people until they land on one tolerable person willing to do all that. When you find that person, it’s awesome, but the process is a nightmare. It involves dating, i.e. spending an evening with a total stranger who may or may not turn out to be a murderer. Or just really boring.

Composer Nick Harvey recently asked Twitter to share their worst date stories. Everybody has at least one, so the response was huge:

Below are all the stories that will make you swear off Tinder, and possibly human connection, forever. 

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