Woman Texts Wrong Number Demanding Crockpot Back From Her Ex And Tells Her Wild Breakup Story

There’s often a lot of drama after a breakup. Few people manage to have a clean separation, especially if they were married or lived together. This is a story about a woman trying to track her ex-husband down after he stole her crockpot. What she found was so much more. Writer and editor Elamin Abdelmahmoud posted a screenshot of a wrong number text he got from a woman named Suzanne looking for a man named Tom. There wasn’t that much info in the message, but Abdelmahmoud knew he was on Suzanne’s side from the jump.

“Hey Tom its me Suzanne i want my Crock pot back you Bitch,” she wrote, very poetically.

Abdelmahmoud had to know more. he told Suzanne that she had the wrong number for Tom, and got perhaps more than he expected in response. 

Tom is Suzanne’s ex-husband, and not only did he take her Crockpot, he stole her casserole dish. She claims he stole her stuff all the time and even uninstalled the toilet so she “cabt sh*t anymore.” I really don’t know how she is even thinking about that casserole dish when there’s no functioning toilet in the house, but everyone has their priorities, I guess!

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No matter what Suzanne said, Abdelmahmoud hit her with something supportive and uplifting. Isn’t that what everyone needs when they’re going through a breakup? Tom even took her dishwasher and is spreading lies to Cassandra about how Suzanne doesn’t knit anymore. But she DOES and she SEWS. Can you believe this Tom guy?

Pretty much everyone who has read these texts is Team Suzanne:

https://twitter.com/elamin88/status/1181204254251466752

Yeah, I cannot get over the toilet thing.

If I find Tom, he’s gonna have a lot to answer for. But it will be much worse for him if he meets Suzanne—she has a set of knitting needles and she knows how to use them.

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