11. An immediate retreat.
12. Um, what?
13. A whole new level of jealousy.
Hi my name is Jacob. I have your 2 large pizzas and I'm here to steal your girl pic.twitter.com/TWtNC5wxY3
— Jacob Gulley (@Jacob_Gulley) June 4, 2016
15. Some rather *surreal* poetry.
16. No Steve, no.
*Throws phone in trash*
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