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Woman Roasts Guy’s Specific List Of Date Requirements In Viral TikTok

When Clara Melapple saw Stephen’s Tinder bio, she knew she had to include it on her TikTok. See, Melapple is quite known for her analysis of weird Tinder profiles, often racking up hundreds of thousands of hits. Stephen, who had extremely, EXTREMELY, specific requirements, fit right in with the rest of her “man of the hour” videos.  

https://www.tiktok.com/@claramelapple/video/6874401785692441862?_d=secCgsIARCbDRgBIAIoARI%2BCjyYlLU5vBzQZpdCsNHHXh9C9oPCjFfUDcqsated2%2FDIeILqmeslXNPzoFZy7v6ukJZuk3%2B4iA2T%2FxKtz8saAA%3D%3D&language=en&sec_uid=MS4wLjABAAAAmpaxGO04_7Np9vFJjoDj-GUe3K4YGsm4Ze9hOT74aC1dxvhA04hKJ_b72VPGdSAO&share_app_name=musically&share_author_id=6807153367715136518&timestamp=1596112856&u_code=d88khdhhe5libh&user_id=673&lang=en&sender_device=pc&sender_web_id=6885601778446353926&is_from_webapp=1

Some of those requirements? Well, Stephen does not want to date any single mothers, “nothing over 10 stone” (love that he refers to women as “things”—that’s always a good sign), “no pansexuals, no genders, any of that bollox,” no mental health, contract phone only. Unlimited data. He also said that his preferred partner should have “nno essential oils/skinny coffee, no bath bombs on the story, no debt” and “no motivational quotes.” 

Okay, I can get on board with the “no motivational quotes” request. But that’s about it. 

Stephen, who is 32 and possibly from Ireland, said that he “gets a high volume or messages so he may not be able to reply to all the women” who are eager to meet him. 

Clara’s post racked up more than 1.1 million views and lots of mocking comments about Stephen’s “audacious” and “deluded” list. Some people joked that they would be perfect for Stephen because they were genderless and had no mental health. 

Don’t give up on love, Stephen!

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Patricia Grisafi, PhD, is a freelance writer and educator. Her work has appeared in Salon, Vice, Bitch, Bustle, Broadly, The Establishment, and elsewhere. She is passionate about pit bull rescue, cursed objects, and designer sunglasses.