If Pooping In Public Gives You Anxiety, You Are Not Alone (18 Tweets)

About a month ago I pooped in a coffee shop that was having trouble with its plumbing (which I didn’t know at the time) and it caused a flood in the bathrooms and part of the kitchen, presumably of poop juice, but who knows.

Needless to say (1) I can never go back to that coffee shop again, and (2) I am now scared shit-FULL of pooping pretty much anywhere.

If you have a similar story, or even if you don’t, just know that you’re not alone.

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Jason Mustian

Jason is a Webby winning, Short-Award losing humor writer and businessman. He lives in Texas with his amazing wife and four sometimes amazing kids. All opinions are mine and very dumb.