About a month ago I pooped in a coffee shop that was having trouble with its plumbing (which I didn’t know at the time) and it caused a flood in the bathrooms and part of the kitchen, presumably of poop juice, but who knows.
Needless to say (1) I can never go back to that coffee shop again, and (2) I am now scared shit-FULL of pooping pretty much anywhere.
If you have a similar story, or even if you don’t, just know that you’re not alone.
1.
I once knew a person who didn’t want people to know he was pooping so he brought “poop shoes” to work so he could’nt be ID’d
— ☕netw3rk (@netw3rk) January 2, 2020
2.
Pooping in public vs. pooping at home pic.twitter.com/Ej5xYk7hwD
— Lu (@camper_lu) December 20, 2017
3.
When you hate pooping in public restrooms but them tacos from earlier ain’t givin you no options pic.twitter.com/2yZeArA3LF
— Deion | SeeReax (@SeeReax) July 30, 2016
4.
When someone comes into the bathroom AND takes the stall next to me when I’m pooping pic.twitter.com/ilJm1gEtE4
— Jenna Cunningham (@CunninghamJenna) October 17, 2019
5.
I sure do drink a lot of coffee for someone who gets anxiety over pooping in public
— Samantha Nye (@TheSamethyst) January 9, 2020
6.
pooping in public bathrooms pic.twitter.com/yueGCertvT
— Jesus of Suburbia (@lollcano) October 19, 2014
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I think I speak on behalf of majority of the male population when I say I hate pooping in public restrooms pic.twitter.com/gXGyBrOC
— Leo Shi (@L_Shi6) December 9, 2012
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I don’t like pooping in public but when I do you’ll never know . pic.twitter.com/3tvdl20L7d
— Dirty Dee. (@Desthefinesse) February 19, 2019
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ALSO like any other human being my brother has anxiety pooping in public but today he pooped for the first time in school so I got him a congrats card and my mom got him a cake…. she went to carvel and made someone write that 😂 pic.twitter.com/U8kjAP2VlD
— ✨ (@Cor15a) October 18, 2019
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The person that was just pooping next to me tried so hard to hold it in I could hear them heavy breathing 😅
— hunker down for doinkage (@iwant2linger) November 21, 2019