Ruin My Week
Each week we scour Twitter for the best and the funniest tweets from the fairer sex.
Flip your thumb or mouse through this week’s funny tweets from women.
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you’re giving up your DREAM, son.
no dad, i’m giving up ~your~ dream. pic.twitter.com/Oqhgp7QX6T— tristan (@tristanfaithw) May 12, 2019
2.
im freaking dying 😂💀 pic.twitter.com/B7vikGkHrZ
— viridiana 💗 (@viridianna_g) May 18, 2019
3.
I think my mom found the best use for this new filter 😂 pic.twitter.com/AbqxkteXCw
— Rachel Webb (@tacopoop23) May 16, 2019
4.
{extremely White Snake voice at 3am} Here I go again on my phone
— kim (@KimmyMonte) May 13, 2019
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https://twitter.com/cherryemoticon/status/1126963091697065984
6.
good morning to everyone but especially the guy at 7-eleven who kept muttering “ice cream SANDWICH” as he bought a green juice
— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) May 15, 2019
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this is the energy i want to have this summer pic.twitter.com/8qGz2IyifK
— trish (@ULTRAGLOSS) May 14, 2019
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https://twitter.com/tolntran/status/1127545275654868992
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high school seniors: omg I’m so excited for college, I’m gonna go out every day !!!
actual college students: pic.twitter.com/pEwWiJh1nL
— raLene🧚🏼 (@ralenethepage) May 17, 2019
11.
If growing up on movies taught me one thing, a visit home isn't complete until you tear apart a creepy ballerina music box to find clues to an old family secret.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) May 14, 2019
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https://twitter.com/aintshitcoco/status/1128440977557983234
13.
doctors office: hand washing is important.
also doctors office: feel free to let your kid lick this toy for 40 minutes while you wait pic.twitter.com/iZVQXCh71y
— Tig Notaro (@TigNotaro) May 14, 2019
14.
Once u pass 27, every day becomes a game of “am I sick or is this just how I am now”
— Emily Murnane (@emily_murnane) May 16, 2019
15.
accents are just mouth fonts
— 𝑯 (@pxlspot) May 14, 2019
16.
As a tall person I cannot offer to reach something on a high shelf for a stranger, yet if they ask me I must oblige. This is the law of the giants
— Mave (@MavenofHonor) April 24, 2019
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WHAT IF YOU GOT THIS FOR UR MAN WITHOUT LOOKING INSIDE FIRST pic.twitter.com/NnYDaWE1PO
— AK (@shrekgirlie) August 12, 2017
