Ruin My Week
Each week we dig deep into the list of funny Tweets making the rounds select the best and funniest 15 for you.
How do we know they’re the best 15 tweets?
Well, because we’re in constant contact with Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey, who personally assures us that the 15 tweets your about to read are the funniest on Twitter.
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https://twitter.com/tolntran/status/1127545275654868992
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accents are just mouth fonts
— 𝑯 (@pxlspot) May 14, 2019
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high school seniors: omg I’m so excited for college, I’m gonna go out every day !!!
actual college students: pic.twitter.com/pEwWiJh1nL
— raLene🧚🏼 (@ralenethepage) May 17, 2019
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{extremely White Snake voice at 3am} Here I go again on my phone
— kimsmas (@KimmyMonte) May 13, 2019
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The winner of Game of Thrones will be awarded a modelling contract with Elite Model Management, a fashion spread and cover in Seventeen, and a $100,000 contract with CoverGirl cosmetics.
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) May 16, 2019
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https://twitter.com/ziwe/status/1127300735228575747
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Please make me famous pic.twitter.com/IcCplQcwnG
— Jackson Epes (@Jacksonator21) May 16, 2019
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https://twitter.com/raullechler/status/1128110547331948544
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This girl at my job got fired and the bitch threw everybody lunch in the trash before she left
— *~MiiSZ P3RF3ĆT~* (@breeweelongway) May 14, 2019
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Nobody:
Nobody at all:
My mother looking for something to complain about: pic.twitter.com/tUdcYFyoJu
— Τοβγ βολ (@famousmsft) May 15, 2019
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https://twitter.com/lmknth/status/1128229339886174210
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this is the funniest video ive seen in a while pic.twitter.com/cwVSpSIB3i
— dumb thot (@BeefStrips) May 14, 2019
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you’re giving up your DREAM, son.
no dad, i’m giving up ~your~ dream. pic.twitter.com/Oqhgp7QX6T— tristan (@tristanfaithw) May 12, 2019
