Masha
If you’ve watched the glory that is Netflix‘s Australian reality TV show Instant Hotel, then you already KNOW how good it is. Filled with drama, petty fights, and Australians, it’s truly the competition show of the moment. (If you haven’t watched it, then believe me when I say it’s the greatest reality TV show you’ve never seen.)
You also have gone through the same series of thoughts emotions as the rest of us Instant Hotel bingers. Like how much Shay/Mikey and Serena/Sturt suck. How often Leroy talks about his interior design background. How delicious all the petty shade is. Also, WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS STURT?? Here are 17 tweets from people who have went through it all alongside you.
1. On Australian shade:
I just started Instant Hotel and I’m all in for this Australian shade pic.twitter.com/EIfwvxAopR
— Adina Bresge (@abresge) January 19, 2019
2. On Mark & Janine:
I don’t want to sound dramatic, but I would literally die for Mark & Janine on Instant Hotel. @netflix pic.twitter.com/gqlZw0XQXP
— Meghan Hug (@meghanhug) January 22, 2019
3. On pettiness:
Instant Hotel on Netflix is the most petty garbage nonsense I have ever seen and I love it. pic.twitter.com/CnOl4mIboV
— Maureen Higgins (@maureenhiggins) January 17, 2019
4. On Leroy:
Anyone in “Instant hotel”: h-
Leroy: I have a background in interior design
— RegiNeedsVacations (@Regi_Da_Kuin) January 16, 2019
5. And again:
Wow I wonder if Leroy has an interior design background #InstantHotel
— Meez (@miahfiah) January 24, 2019
6. On Juliet Ashworth:
*shows my friends instant hotel on @netflix once*
my facebook group chat: pic.twitter.com/rBbkZt7uic— Caro (@carow0rld) January 24, 2019
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— Ruin My Week (@RuinedWeek) January 31, 2019
7. On the unbelievable drama:
Me watching instant hotel on Netflix pic.twitter.com/8JEvobJpBi
— Sarah (@_sarahmccauley) January 20, 2019
8. On this incredible staring contest:
instant hotel is the best thing on netflix right now pic.twitter.com/74o7077VQx
— smithy (@_eleanormay) January 22, 2019
9. On Shay:
When Shay runs by and knocks down the Jenga game… #instanthotel pic.twitter.com/Q5jksH2qLn
— Aleya Richards (@aleyafromdisney) January 27, 2019
10. On Brent and Leroy:
My mom and I have been watching #InstantHotel on Netflix and I can’t believe how upset I am by Brent and Leroy and haven’t been this upset about a reality show since Taylor Hicks won American Idol tbh
— Alexandra (@AlexDra29) January 25, 2019
11. On this wild diss:
Leroy said Shay had bad breeding #InstantHotel pic.twitter.com/vFTJPDCTKo
— Double Oh Panda (@JoZeeGoinPlaces) January 14, 2019
12. On…Sturt. STURT:
So this whole time watching #InstantHotel on Netflix, I thought this guy’s name is Stuart and the captions just spelled it wrong. But no. His name is Sturt. Huh. Who knew?
Also IT’S SO PETTY. THE MIKEY AND SHAY EPISODE IS SO FREAKING GOOD. THEY’RE THE WORST.
— allison 🌠 (@booksandbalks) January 24, 2019
13. On little sense the points system makes:
Someone at #instanthotel must have been a bit drunk when creating the straight fuckery their point system is. But I’m addicted to the show anyway.
— Caitlin (@callme_Cait) January 23, 2019
14. Seriously!!!
Sorry but I’ve just binged watched all of #InstantHotel and I’ve never been more confused about maths. How does a score of 8,9,7 and 8 give an average overall score of 10?.. 🤔 🤷🏼♀️ pic.twitter.com/o42FEqhZWQ
— Kayleigh Ackroyd (@KayleighAckroyd) January 30, 2019
15. On Mikey’s mom’s house:
The second everyone walked into Shay & Mikey’s (..mom’s) house #instanthotel #netflix #obsessed https://t.co/kXUC7kc9ks
— Melissa Kay (@melly_kay_) January 31, 2019
16. On how bad Serena sucks:
Serena is an absolute dick head #instanthotel
— Adam Sparrow (@asparrow88) January 26, 2019
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— Ruin My Week (@RuinedWeek) January 30, 2019
17. And finally, on Stumpy the limbless crocodile:
The best part of #InstantHotel is probably Stumpy the limbless crocodile. The 2nd best is all the snark.
— Mud On My Tiara (@dirty_crowns) January 27, 2019
