21.
Fiction editors, we just lost the ability to give “this isn’t believable” as a note.
— Megan Lynch (@lynchmegan) October 2, 2020
22.
Does anyone know why @Mike_Pence is running around in circles, throwing little pieces of Wonder bread in the air?
— Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) October 2, 2020
23.
In Forest Gump 2 he gives the President the novel coronavirus by sneezing on a quarter pounder. Snoop Dogg sees it happen & winks at the camera
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) October 2, 2020
24.
cdc is quietly going to add “mcdonald’s shits” to the list of covid symptoms
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) October 2, 2020
25.
im gonna need to see a longform covid certificate
— ziwe (@ziwe) October 2, 2020
26.
Of course Trump didn’t know he had covid he never had taste in the first place?
— Whitney Cummings (@WhitneyCummings) October 2, 2020
27.
To everybody complaining about comics making jokes tonight, hey man, you told us to stick to comedy
— Auggie Smith (@AuggieSmith) October 2, 2020