People will do anything to go viral these days. Most stunts only imperil the idiots who do them, but there’s a new trend where people are getting a brief burst of Internet fame for doing disgusting things that ruin sh*t for everyone else.
These things seem to be happening mostly at Walmart, probably because it is an enormous box store with not nearly enough (underpaid) employees to protect its products from being defiled.
What kinda psychopathic behavior is this?! pic.twitter.com/T8AIdGpmuS
— Optimus Primal (@BlindDensetsu) June 29, 2019
As gross as that is, the response to the ice cream-licking was pretty absurd: the police investigated the video and every container of ice cream was removed from shelves. The police said that the woman identified in the video would be charged with a felony! Representatives for Blue Bell Tin Roof ice cream, the tainted brand, said:
“The safety of our ice cream is our highest priority, and we work hard to maintain the highest level of confidence of our customers. Food tampering is not a joke, and we will not tolerate tampering with our products. We are grateful to the customers who alerted us and provided us with information.”
It’s true, food tampering is definitely not a joke. Except it has become one. Now Twitter user @Bameronkaii is getting attention for this truly revolting stunt they pulled on a bottle of Walmart mouthwash.
“Bameron Nicole Smith” of San Jose, California, is shown strolling through the oral care aisle of the Walmart store saying, “Girl, it has been one musty f—ing morning.”
you bitches with no oral hygiene could take a hint pic.twitter.com/IaMOC1caid
— Bameron Nicole Smith (@bameroncobcob) July 3, 2019
Smith is then shown taking a bottle of Listerine mouthwash from the shelf, opening it, taking a swig, gargling, and then spitting the contents back inside and putting the bottle back on the shelf.
“Mmm, nice and minty and fresh. Thank you guys,” they say, before walking off. That’s comedy, folks! Naturally, people are horrified:
That girl who licked the ice cream caught a felony, I hope this person does tbh
— Tbird and 104 others (@Tbird_559) July 3, 2019
Hey, @SanJosePD …. I think you should have a look at this! Thank you.
— Midnight Boy🌙🐺 (@MidnightIsBack) July 3, 2019
I don’t care if it’s staged this shit is still nasty and the fact that people are ok with doing this just for attention is some type of sickness
— valerie complex (@ValerieComplex) July 4, 2019
— John Adams (@John_S_Adams) July 5, 2019
Seriously. I maintain the – I didn’t see anything position in most scenarios, except for the ones who do nasty things and then post for all of the Internet to see like it’s cute pic.twitter.com/quRo4BT8e1
— Ashanté Nicole (@ANSTYLEdotCOM) July 3, 2019
I just love how this generation of want to be criminals is so dumb that they actually document their own criminal activities.
Then these dumbasses act all surprised when the police actually catch them.
— Daydreams Manifesting AKA Clown World Fitness (@Daydreamer_Net) July 3, 2019
girl what the hell they gonna do tag the police or sumn lmfaoo
— Diego ☆ (@JuznDiego) July 3, 2019
this “trend” is not cute… or funny.. in the slightest…
— grace (@GraceBernero) July 3, 2019
As horrible as that gargle and spit take is, I’m thinking more about the long-term repercussions of product tampering becoming a trend. I can barely open a bottle of Tylenol as it is. Are there gonna be child-proof lids on all the toothpaste and Pringles? Will you need a secret code to open a Hershey’s bar? We need some trust in the dessert aisle, or life is just going to get more and more annoying.
Later, @Bameronkaii showed some receipts that indicated they did buy the mouthwash—or at least have bought mouthwash at some point?
i love ice cream and mouthwash 🙂 pic.twitter.com/sHVkpLPxkt
— Bameron Nicole Smith (@bameroncobcob) July 4, 2019
And that’s how you get your viral fame while sidestepping a felony conviction.
More terrible people:
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- Husband Tricks His Wife Into Thinking She Lost Weight By Switching Size Tags And You Better Believe She Found Out
- A Woman Tried To Sell Her Phone To A ‘Nice Guy’ And He Went Nuts Asking For Her Address