Masha
In the early hours of Monday morning, Twitter account @grimiestt shared a video that can only be described as infinitely foul and borderline masochistic.
“I’ve licked a lotta toilets in my day but this was the first that made my tongue go numb🚽✈️🧻🛩👅👅👅👅👅” reads the caption, alongside a video of, grimiestt’s tongue going to town on a straight up airplane toilet.
The general response amongst viewers of this horrid clip was: “But why though?”
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is that a good thing https://t.co/8g9wD7uYrI
— chair admirer (@KrangTNelson) March 18, 2019
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— $pliffyKJ (@SpliffyKJ) March 18, 2019
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— Magu 🤠 (@CDMagu_) March 18, 2019
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— #JeSuisEggTeen🥚 (@allthatishorrid) March 18, 2019
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— Almany (@ya_many_) March 18, 2019
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— hades’ soul sista (@brattykeeks) March 18, 2019
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— Chiquitita (@hydeyopryde) March 18, 2019
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me: Oh, they’re not really going to lick th– OH MY GOD NO. WHY? https://t.co/UGpvcybsju
— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) March 18, 2019
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First things first what the fuck did I just watch https://t.co/w85eJ3HoTS
— Jack mull (@J4CKMULL) March 18, 2019
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Natural Selection https://t.co/uIAZcwai2P
— thugga OG (@tattedpoc) March 18, 2019
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i just don’t get why anyone would ever do this ever https://t.co/YIMQj6nSRH
— jam (@JamieClay_) March 18, 2019
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Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Not a single soul:
White people: https://t.co/kkJO7rDBWW
— Dre (@hidoublepy) March 18, 2019
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i have got to stop using the internet https://t.co/mLA976Plfe
— ryan (@ryanyeetz) March 18, 2019
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Today is my last day on Twitter, it’s been a fun ride https://t.co/hnSnuZPvh8
— Ash Targaryen (@Ashhhhh__7) March 18, 2019
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This is who they made prisons for. SEND IT TO JAIL PERIOD. https://t.co/5XFzdgUDpz
— Beyonces thigh (@godisgodisback) March 18, 2019
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Can’t believe this toilet gettin more play than me https://t.co/RVYSxVd5gM
— the quack attack is back zach (@zach_is_broke) March 18, 2019
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Why can’t you just drink an ice blast and eat 20 chicken nuggets like any other girl your age for fuck sake https://t.co/1zk5k9QElt
— Scouse Ma (@Scouse_ma) March 18, 2019
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People out there licking toilet seats for RTs uno. This explains why Twitter’s removing the RT button. https://t.co/6PYuAbtPgT
— Shaun (@ArsenalReviewed) March 18, 2019
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No one:
Not a soul:
Absolutely no one one earth:
The cartoon toilet brush from Scrubbing Bubbles commercials: https://t.co/4KYDGuOvCn— Topshelf Tyson (@topshelftyson) March 18, 2019
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I can’t believe what I see on this app sometimes. That’s enough twitter for today. Bye. https://t.co/Epgy7OkrOP
— Rachel (@BlondeRach31) March 18, 2019
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stop trying to make the plague happen gretchen it’s not going to happen https://t.co/3YbD80iSRG
— Beau Degás (@yunghermoso) March 18, 2019
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Well something doesn’t seem qWhite right here. https://t.co/Dz1GlkaizT
— Ace 🥤 (@Shallows_C) March 18, 2019
She followed up her video by announcing she’d arrived in Barcelona, telling haters that disgusting s—t is “her brand,” and voicing her disappointment over Twitter being “too vanilla for toilet smut.”
https://twitter.com/grimiestt/status/1107607427741110272
https://twitter.com/grimiestt/status/1107640872877936640
https://twitter.com/grimiestt/status/1107666932948520962
She’s got a point. Her handle purports to be the grimiest, and licking a plane toilet seat is an act that truly earns that superlative. Here’s hoping her immune system holds up long enough for her to enjoy it.
h/t Twitter
